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chuckquizmo:

NOW WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO NOT CARING ABOUT POLITICS

AND THE ECONOMY - OH WAIT, WE ALREADY DON’T. 

VOTE FOR OBAMA I WILL UNFRIEND YOU FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY WOOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED /HISS

jk i won’t unfriend you. i just wanted to let you inadvertently know i voted romney /kawaiiblushu.

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

walkin fast

faces pass and im homebound

What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

fuckmeinthe-backseat:

imdabessss:

boytheselittlethings:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

i fucking love you

this is my favorite ever

Omg perfection

RYUUK X ISAAC VERSION /ming

1. If your relative and your spouse are both drowning, who would you save?

Ryuuk: *crosses arms, raising eyebrow* Are you making fun of me being an orphan? I’d save Isaac of course, what the hell kind of question is this?

2. What’s your reaction if your spouse is being threatened by a knife from his kidnapper?

Ryuuk: I’d go Rambo on that fuck and plant that knife between his eyes. No one threatens Isaac and lives. Got it?

3. What are you going to do if your spouse is naked on the bed and looking at you seductively?

Ryuuk: … *chuckles* You don’t know Isaac very well do you? But I guess if this were possible… *grins* I’d fold him over that bed, and show him how a beast does it.

4. What happens if you find yourself unable to become aroused in the presence of your spouse?

Ryuuk: Nothing happens, because my dicks always hard. Have you seen him? *bites lip* Nnf.

5. What happens if you found out that your spouse has been dating 5 other people behind your back?

Ryuuk: *growl* I’d kill every single one of them. He’s mine.Then I’d have to punish him and bend him over my knee.

6. What do you want to do with your spouse if the world is ending tomorrow?

Ryuuk: *palms the back of his neck, uncomfortably* I guess.. spend the whole day making him happy. I’d do anything he wishes… and I guess… I’d hope to spend the last minutes.. holding him in my arms. Goddamn, what a serious question.

7. What would you do if it poured the day you and your spouse are supposed to go on a date?

Ryuuk: *laughs* Well, the last time I tried taking him out in the rain, he sneezed and I ended up busting my head open. He’s very sensitive to the cold, I guess.. Hm. I wouldn’t mind spending the date in doors. After all, it’s not the scenery that makes the date, but just being with the one that makes you happiest, right? *shrugs*

8. What’s your reaction if your spouse is all drenched in water?

Ryuuk: I laugh my ass off. But then I’d think he was just too cute and end up kissing him.

9. — skipped bcus of repetitiveness —

10. What if your spouse wants you to eat something you’d hate?

Ryuuk: Ha, I don’t have any trouble voicing when I hate something. Though in the end, I always end up doing it anyways because of him. What can I say, he tames me.

11. What would make your spouse scream?

Ryuuk: Ghosts, apparently… *laughs*

12. — skipped bcus of wtfness —

13. If there’s a drug that would make your spouse fall madly in love with you, would you take it?

Ryuuk: No. I like doing things my own way. Me and Isaac have already been through a situation similar to this…

14. You are starving and finds your spouse is hiding food from you, what’s your reaction?

Ryuuk: If it’s helping him survive, I’d have no problem with it. I’d encourage it. I’d rather sacrifice myself for his sake, than the other way around.

15. If your spouse’s appearance was destroyed/distorted, would you still love him(her)?

Ryuuk: I actually fell in love with Isaac because of who he is. It has never been because of his looks. So yes.

16. — skipped bcus of repetitiveness —

17. What would you do if your spouse died? What would you do to his/her body?

Ryuuk: … I’m not comfortable with this question. I’m not answering it. I don’t like the thought of ever losing him…

18. — skipped bcus of repetitiveness —

19. In what aspect do you think you are more dominating over your spouse?

Ryuuk: I’m definitely more dominating physically… mentally, heh *idly scratches back of head, grinning* I think Isaac takes that position.

20. Who’s the strongest person in your opinion?

Ryuuk: I’m not sure.. we both have our strengths. I sure as hell don’t think of Isaac as weak, either.

21. If your spouse died, would you find a new one?

Ryuuk: *glares* I thought I said I don’t like the thought of losing him? These questions… gr.. no. No, I wouldn’t. I want him, forever. No one else.

22. — skipped bcus of repetitiveness —

23. If yes, what kind of new spouse would you find?

Ryuuk: You want to be punched in the face, don’t you?

24. Has your spouse ever been a sadist to you?

Ryuuk: Yes. Despite how nice he is, he actually is more of a sadist then I imagined… *chuckles* He’s taken pleasure in my pain on more than one occasion.

25. Aside from physical intimacy, how are you two getting along on emotional levels?

Ryuuk: *sighs* I don’t know.. I guess.. in some ways, I still feel like I could be closer to him. We’ve only broken a barrier just recently, and.. I definitely know I feel a deal greater for him than he does for me, right now. But I’m hoping that will change.

26. If for some reason your spouse can no longer have sex, will you be willing to accept love only on emotional levels?

Ryuuk: He already has a hard time having s- uh, yes.

27. Has your spouse ever done something that you absolutely cannot accept?

Ryuuk: No. So far he’s… absolutely perfect.

28. If your spouse had a gender change, would you still love him/her?

Ryuuk: Of course. Hell, when we first met, I thought he was a woman.

29. Are you happy with your spouse’s hairstyle?

Ryuuk: Who the hell cares about hairstyle? What a weird thing to ask.

30. If your spouse decides to change his/her hairstyle, which kind do you like the best?

Ryuuk: *shrugs* Hell, I dunno. I’m a guy, I really don’t pay attention to that stuff.

31. If your spouse decides to change his/her name to something super dumb, would you still like him/her?

Ryuuk: … *busts out laughing* Who would dislike someone over their name? Fuck, you’re an idiot.

32. You just had a fight with your spouse.  In the end you realized that it’s actually your fault, what would you do?

Ryuuk: I’d apologize… obviously. Though I’d probably throw away all my dignity by doing so. It would take a lot for me to admit it, but I’d do it… eventually.

33. If you can choose a way to die, how would you die?

Ryuuk: Like a rockstar. Or.. y’know, I’d… Gah, these goddamn questions. I don’t know, I’d.. prefer it if me and Isaac went together.

34. You just discovered that you’ve been betrayed by your spouse, what’s your reaction?

Ryuuk: … Even though I’d hate to imagine that happening… I, I guess I’d… run. If I don’t have Isaac, then I really have nothing left. If it was all a lie, I don’t think I could take it.

35. Do you and your spouse want to have children?

Ryuuk: Well.. I… *looks around for Isaac* … wouldn’t mind any, myself. I think Isaac would make a good mother… and, y’know, I wouldn’t… mind being a dad, heh.

36. If so, how many children do you want to have?

Ryuuk: At least two, or.. a herd. That’s what they call them, right, herds? *purses lips*

37. If you went out for dinner, who’d pay the bill?

Ryuuk: Can’t we just run like hell and not pay for anything? *puzzled look*

38. What would kill your spouse on the spot?

Ryuuk: The sight of me naked. *smirks* Cause I’m so drop dead sexy.

godheadcomplex:

‘IM NOT TSUNDERE’ I SHOUTED, TEARFUL AND FLUSHED IN THE FACE, HANDS BALLED INTO FISTS, SKIRTS FLAPPING GENTLY WITH THE WIND AS SAKURA BLOSSOMS OSCILLATE IN THE BACKGROUND TO THE BEAT OF MY KOKORO

moveslikemercury:

peniswentzfanblog:

america has way too much pride for a country that everyone hates 

Can’t hear you over our freedom.